Текст песни Toby Keith "Call A Marine"

I was sittin’ in a bar, boozin’ and losin’ 

And some jackoff walks up cruisin’ for a bruisin’ 

Poppin’ off and makin’ my whole redneck red 

He asked my girl if she’d like to dance 

He had three buddies so I had no chance 

I looked around the room for a friend and I saw Fred 

A quick evaluation of the situation 

And we entered into a conversation 

It seemed to last the better part of the next two songs 

Now I didn’t say and they didn’t ask 

But Fred did two tours over in Iraq 

And, son, it was over before it was even on. 

Call a Marine 

Instead of 911 

They’re built to improvise, adapt and overcome 

When you’re in knee deep and you’re up shit’s creek 

And you’ve tried everything 

Tell you what you do 

Call a Marine! 

Now my sister’s husband didn’t love her no more 

And he runned off with a skinny little whore 

And left her sittin’ around the house with a couple of kids 

She just lays around in that muumuu gown 

Old girl put on about 35 pounds 

One day I went over to her house and I said, "Hey, sis” 

If you wanna fix what troubles you 

Just ease down to the VFW 

And you’ll walk through the door and turns those boys’ heads 

For most of those boys it’s been awhile 

Just show a little leg and that Marlboro smile 

And if that don’t work out for you, girl, ask for Fred. 

Call a Marine 

Instead of 911 

They’re built to improvise, adapt and overcome 

If you’re in knee deep and you’re up shit’s creek 

You’ve tried everything 

Tell you what you do 

Call a Marine! 

Some douche bag rises up and overthrows his government 

Diplomacy ain’t workin’ and the ammos all been spent 

The world is in a crisis and the media’s a curse 

I’ll tell you what to do 

When it goes from bad to worse 

Call a Marine 

Instead of 911 

They’re built to improvise, adapt and overcome 

When you’re in knee deep and you’re up shit’s creek 

And you’ve tried everything 

Tell you what you do 

Call a Marine! 

Tell you what to do, baby 

You can call. . . 

Call a Marine! 

Yeah! Yeah!